Curse of the Fours..or "Why is there blood on my underwear?"

This was originally a post made in the bulletin section....and I share it with you here:

Four jobs I have had in my life:

1. Kinko's Graveyard Manager
2. a variety of Art Supply Stores
3. Graphic Design, freelance and different companies
4. Not a gravedigger....though believe me, I Have tried....which led to a series of arrests....I'm not proud of that

B) Four movies I would watch over and over:

1. Time Bandits....best movie ever, even though it's not.....fuck you!
2. Uh...wait a minute.....if I'm to watch a movie over and over, how am I to make it four?
3. Wait!! Am I to have 4 tv's to watch them on simultaneously or do I have to watch them in a theatre? How is this even possible?!
4. Damnit!! I haven't even listed number 2 yet and we're at number 4! I'm totally confused here.....aw FUCK IT!

C) Four places I have lived:

1. Louisville Kentucky
2. Brooklyn New York
3. Naperville Illinois
4. the State of Denial

D) Four TV shows I love to watch:

1. Oh No! No no no!! I'm still pissed about the 4 movies question!!
2. Damnit! Fine!! Carnival, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, almost anything on the History Channel and Battlestar Gallactica.
Suck on that 3 and 4!!
3.
4.

E) Four places I have been on vacation:

1. Hawaii
2. Alaska
3. Jamaica
4. Kansas City, MO.
(one of these things doesn't belong here...one of these thing just isn't the same....)

F) Four websites I visit often:

1. MySpace....but that's obvious, isn't it?
2. Craigslist....unless someone wants to just give me a lot of money for no apparent reason.......anyone?
3. My Gmail....otherwise people start to be all like, "Why didn't you write me back?" and I'm like "I don't even know who you are!" and they're like "I sent you an email with pics of women with cameltoe like weeks ago!" and then I'm all "Look!! I'm trying to answer these questions in this bulletin! Kindly Fuck Off!"
....and then I wonder how they even got in my place to begin with!
4. I've lost my train of thought...let's just pretend that I gave you four here and move on....

G) Four of my favorite foods:

1. Muffins!
2. Soups...I like it the soups!
3. Coffee....I have enough of it that it's become a food group for me!
4. Coffee....Look, I told you I have a lot of it.

H) Four places I would like to be right now:

1. Back in Brooklyn...but this time with a job
2. Back in Louisville...then I'd call myself up in Brooklyn and confuse myself!
3. Back in Brooklyn...but exactly 2 inches behind myself from number one....and when people try to ask me about it I'd answer with, "Leave me alone, I'm talking on the phone with me from Louisville!"
4. Right here....because none of this would be possible if I weren't here to answer this!

I) Four people I think will respond:

1. Hang on, I've got a call coming in.....Oh Crap! It's from me!!
2. I'd say Rachael, but she's who I'm doing this four......so I take that back
3. How can we be on number three? I haven't officially answered number two....Damnit! And I'm calling myself again! Why can't I accept that I'm not here?!
4. Wait! Still stuck on two.....Aw screw this!
*walks away shaking head*